Random Things of No Interest That My Kids Say

Jacks: "You are going to be sent to Satan"  I don't know where he got this.  I certain have never said anything remotely close to him like this.

Jacks: "Too bad Jesus died."
Me: "Why did you say that?"
Jacks: "Well, I don't know.  Just thought I would remind myself of that."

I took Bennett to the Olive Garden to eat.  He wanted to have desert, so I told him to make sure and eat his spaghetti.  As he pushed his half eaten plate of noodles aside I said, "Oh so you are not going to get desert?"  He looked confused so I pointed in the direction of his plate and said, "You didn't eat too much."  Bennett smiled big, "Listen Lady, I have two sides to my tummy.  The side for healthy stuff, which is full, and the side for sugar, which is telling me it needs desert!"

On July 20, 2013 Jacks rode his bike without training wheels.  He was beyond excited, especially since he did it in front of all his cousins who cheered him on.

You know you've been dealing with too many electronic devices when you are reading an actual paper book and keep tapping on the side of the page to make it turn.

September 21, 2013 we woke up to a loud bang!  I didn't quite know what to make of it, and then a few minutes later an even louder bang that jolted the house.  Matt wondered if the trusses were falling down in our attic.  I was thinking someone ran their car into the house.  Then it dawned on me that it was probably an earthquake!  When I looked it up on the Internet, sure enough a 4.3 earthquake had originated in Ft. Waskakie about 15 miles from here.  It was a little scary.

During Christmas time while we were in Grace, I was getting ready in the bathroom.  I tip toed to the living room in my shirt and underwear.  I had forgot my jeans.  I was pretty sure Tom had left the house, but whispered to Jacks "Grandpa's not here right? Cause that would be pretty embarrassing if he saw me in my underwear."  Jacks replied, "Well you should cover up because that is pretty embarrassing to see you like that!"

October 18, 2013:  Feeling pretty good about myself.  Bennett: "You smell like the wind in the air" (as he wiggles his eyebrows at me)  Jacks: "You are a beautiful lady.  your hair looks like honey." (as he's sniffing me).  Kind of creepy, kind of nice.

Jacks: "I want to be a rock star and make myself irresistible!"

Jacks: "I saw a rat at ACE! It escaped the cage!"  Bennett: "Mom, give me some matches! I'm about to light his pants on fire!"

On the way to a friends birthday party, Jemma says, "Everyones gonna love me, right?" Me: "Why's that?" "Cause I'm so cute.  I wouldn't be cute if I had flat hair, right?"