No matter how hard I try, I just CANNOT top her.
When I announced my first pregnancy, she announced she was having twins.
When I have a cold, she pops up with the Bubonic Plague (Not really. She's disease free for the time being) But I think you catch my drift.
Last week at my Relief Society Presidency Meeting I was floored to hear about the bear problems popping up in the community. The lady we were visiting, lives in a subdivision not far from my home. She and Marsha were discussing the bears that are constantly in their garbage. What!!!??? Kathy, who lives across the lake from me chimmed in including how a bear walked right past them the week before as she and her kids were sleeping outside on the deck. Patty informed us that her son had to stay in his car the other night to wait for a bear to mosey off their front lawn (They live one street over from me).
As we left the house, I frantically searched for some sticks to smack together. (That's how you scare preditors away, right? I learned it from Parent Trap.)
By the way...The women tried to comfort me in saying that black bears are pretty quiet and harmless. They mostly eat berries, roots, and people. (Okay, I added that last one to make my story a little more dramatic.)
Does that look harmless!!!???So basically, I'm not comforted.
I raced home to pick my kids up from the lady across the street. (Of course I ran quickly, bears smell fear.)
I retold the tales to Jill who then relayed her own. She was shocked that I didn't know it was a bear that had dumped their garbage can over and littered the street with it the past few weeks.
I would like to say I casually walked home pondering this new development, but lets be honest, I set a world record. You never know when you're being stalked by a bear.

A few days later as we were getting ready for bed we hear something outside. It's a bear. It sounded pretty close. (Now I don't quite know how to phrase this) but it was making it's call, or yell, or whatever sound it makes when its traped. It went on and on all night long. At church I found out they had trapped a 500 lb bear just up the road from us. SCAREY!!!!
I'm still a little upset I didn't get the memo about Bear World relocating to my neighborhood.
Anyway, I recounted all of this to Michelle over the phone, who was duly impressed. YES! I had finally out done her! All of the sudden a blood curling scream sounds over the phone then goes dead. She called back quite shaky exclaiming that a snake had been hiding under her rug. It was small and not poisonous...so I was still ahead, until....Bear Lake.
Friday her family took the boat to Bear Lake.
This is AFTER they pulled it up from the bottom of the lake. A wave crashed over the front and immediately sunk it.RATS! She wins again!!!!!